"WHAT'S UP LOS--SUBSCRIBERS! Yeah that's right, if you're reading this right now, then CONGRATULATIONS!! YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY SUBSCRIBED TO THE NAVI JOE NEWSLETTER! P.s.thisisnotmalwarepleasedontturnoffthestreamineedmoneytheyreholdingmehostagesendhelpthanksfortuningin"
Navi Joe then proceeds to jump upon the desk he speaks behind, the camera zooming out to show him doing a heroic pose.
"AAAAND as a special THANK YOU to ALL my FABULOUS SUBSCRIBERS, I am donating 1z to everyone who reads this. 100z has been donated by yours truly~ to make this happen. Yeah that's right, no need to thank me. 1z you'll probably never be able to get rid of. No need to post here on who you're claiming it for, it's automatically added to their account. No need to check you can't refuse my patronage anyway."
Returning to his seat, Navi Joe continued. "So unlike those losers at Intra-News whatever, we here at the Navi Joe Newsletter like to provide our subscribers with the most up to date news in the LEAST BOOOORIIING way possible. SO IF YOU GUYS HAVEN'T HEARD IT BY NOW THIS GUY HIS NAME BEIN ROSSO--it means red in Italian for those of you that are uncultured-- and this DUDE, like this guy is a straight up DUDE, has been out here destroying things left and right. THIS DUDE *BLEEPED* UP *BLEEPING* NEW *BLEEPING* LIFE AND *BLEEDED* THE *BLEEPING* *BLEEP* *BLEEP* MESS OUTTA *BLEEPING*--oh wait I can't say this last word on TV."
"That's all for today folks! Censors are courtesy of Charles, thank you Charles! You're the best!" "(I hate you sir.)"
Last Edit: Oct 24, 2019 12:26:46 GMT -8 by xoDeathy
Trebuchet MS Navi Info -The Fatebringers- Uni V9||Mayura V1 -Rosario's Followers- Rosario V5||Labrys V6||SILENT_CLOAK V9||Altair V7 -Neutrals/Unaligned- Navi Joe V1-(NormalNav1)||Rosary V15||Commander Kraft V3||WIP||Lalonia V10||Flame Hyenard V12-(BURN, BURN, BURN TO THE GROUND)||Keksis V8
RP Only: Kane V3 In Memoriam: Inori.AXA-(V10, Health Tank)