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Post by Opera Staccato on Dec 24, 2011 9:05:18 GMT -8
The area looks like an old-style Net area, which means it looks nothing like the real world. If you need a reference point, pretty much any online area from the Mega Man Battle Network games will do. It is colored red and green for the occasion.
Opera: Now, a word about me. My user had already decided that the Opera in this board currently is technically an Opera Avatar. Then he remembered that he'd referred to her as Opera A and me as Opera B. Thus the designation of Opera Banned for the Opera used by the account forceoflight. This party is non-canon simply because my existence is non-canon. Anyway, the party is in my pseudoplane created in the Realms Beyond Existence, which means that it technically doesn't exist, doubly making it non-canon. Since it doesn't exist, humans and Navis are equally welcomed. Anyone causing a ruckus, however, will result in me demonstrating my omnipotence to evict said anyone. That said, merry Christmas! And don't worry, Opera Avatar won't be showing up, so just call me Opera. Sorry about the wall of text, but I'm long-winded.
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Post by notegg on Dec 24, 2011 16:15:07 GMT -8
Finale bumps into Opera halfway through her speech, clearly drunk or having way too much fun.
"'Sup Opera A/B/Other/?"
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Post by Ω on Dec 24, 2011 16:48:02 GMT -8
"Haha! Jolly Christmas everyone!"
As if out of nowhere, Kosoku stood carrying a rather large sack. He wore a Christmas hat on top of his helmet which now had a red tinted visor that contrasted against his green armor. His trademark scarf was colored like a candy cane, blowing in the usual non-existent wind.
"I have come to bless the good citizens of this realm with gifts! Come, gather around so that you may receive this fine object of materialism!"
Placing the bag on the ground, Kosoku opened it up to reveal it's contents. Instead of seeing colorful toys and gifts, the entire bag was filled with the monotonic color of coal.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2011 22:29:49 GMT -8
Lets make this a good-old fashioned non-canonical Christmas party, just like the old days.
Warping in via a beam of light, the winged navi Phenoix entered the party with a few others. Among them, Ruin, obviously not happy to be there. Flare, his blades nowhere to be seen as his body surged with elemental powers, and Mercury as well, his viruses well contained with in his being. Only Phenoix however genuinely seemed happy to be there.
Phenoix: "What a nice little party, it needs something though..... Food perhaps. Mercury, If you will."
Mercury: "Huh? oh sure..."
A few viruses exploded forth from Mercury's body and went off into different directions, searching for food to set up at the party. In the mean time, the rest began to mingle. Flare split off early, looking for people he knew though they had not come yet. Ruin stayed with Phenoix however, looking angrily up at him.
Ruin: "Remind me why I'm here again?"
Phenoix: "Because our creator said you had to, and if you don't behave he'll hurt you more than that Terra person could ever."
Ruin: (grumble) "Fine"
Phenoix: "Maybe if you're extra good Santa.EXE will bring something nice for you."
Ruin: "Very Funny"
With that, Ruin left Phenoix's side to wander the small crowd. And it just so happened that just as he did Mercury's viruses returned and had setup a small buffet in no time at all, complete with all the Christmas foods. Ham, Potatoes, Yams, Pie, Prime Rib, and many other dishes from various countries. Additionally, they seem to have gotten their hands on large containers of Hot Cocoa, Spiced Cider (both spiced and chilled), and Eggnog (as well as iced water for those who wanted it). As the viruses returned to Mercury's being, he announced to the group after grabbing a mug of Hot Cocoa.
Mercury: "Food is ready everyone!"
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Post by Opera Staccato on Dec 25, 2011 10:58:39 GMT -8
Opera looks at the new arrivals.
Opera: Did you just break the fourth wall? Wait, this is non-canon, so we can totally do that! Hey encore, mind posting in your fight with my avatar? She was hoping to not get bored this early in the fight!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2011 11:19:34 GMT -8
I told my navis to behave. So no combat for them unless something really bad happens. Sorry bud.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2011 23:51:52 GMT -8
From behind Mercury, all he and everyone could hear was a loud yell...of the name Mercury.
MERCURY!
The sound of rushing water filled the air as the voice yelled out again. Somehow louder than sounds of tidal waves.
Aqua Rhapsody!!
The sound of a gentle harp played over the rushing waters which spiraled from a blue navi behind Mercury and flew straight at him.
Elsewhere at the party there was a huddle of navis snickering amongst themselves. Not much could be heard from them but there was one in the middle that didn't look like a navi at all or anyone even seen within the networks before. Red hair intertwined into large braids, some kind of black spiked collar and black shorts. He had these piercing blue eyes that seemed to glow as he looked at each member of his group.
Li Hsiao: Okay, okay, okay. So remember when he actually appears to attack you, use it. I don't actually exist here ever so do your best!
Green as ever, Li chimed in when he was spoken to, snickering all the while.
Li: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's gonna be so cool, and I'll even do the snake face.
Pink as ever, Li-Pink added into the conversation.
Li-Pink: Haha, it'll be perfect! And you guys gotta look all zombified or something so it adds to the suspense.
Kyuketsuki: Easy! Just be all vapid and expressionless.
Divinus: So simple, but does everyone remember the words?
A navi looking strikingly identical to Kyuketsuki instantly chimed in after containing his giggling.
Lex Aertena: Of course! But let's practice it!
And another however completely different than the rest as he had no look-a-like.
Lex Scripta: I'm soooo ready! But what if he attacks us? That IS a titan you know.
Another navi added his comment in, his head shaking and a hand waving.
Saikikka: Yeah-yeah, let's go!
So then all three Lis and the others lined up behind them, three in front, six in back, and a seventh just on the end, Kuro and an eighth on the other, Xil followed by Nil as well.
Kazu: You guys do realize who will and won't be there or exist so you'll have to adjust your positions so you're around Li right? And I'll pretend I'm the target, but just the words only, no extras.
With a spin, a brown ragged manteau was over Kazu, and he was floating just slightly off the ground. A black pair of gloved hands came out from under it.
Hell's--
A loud interjection came from Li. The green one.
Magna!
A slight pause and another spoke up.
Culpa!
Another pause.
Nostra!
An even longer pause would pass until another spoke up.
Poena!
A slightly shorter pause.
Danda!
And now they all spoke at once in the same commanding tone and quickly said the next set of words.
...nobis. Usque ad finem erit dierum!
Li Hsiao: And of course everyone knows the rest right? I gotta get back to the planet~
And like that he vanished.
This is gonna be good.
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Post by Ω on Dec 27, 2011 9:49:01 GMT -8
Kosoku could feel his stomach rumbling as food was brought out by a plethora of viruses. To the egocentric navi, this was a feast for him and for him alone. In a flash, he was reaching over the table grabbing whatever he wanted and stuffing his face. Between chomping down ribs and potatoes, Kosoku offered a few words of thanks.
"Such a splendid meal this is! *gulp* A table fit for someone such as myself!"
Food was flying everywhere as Kosoku devoured everything in sight. There seemed to be no end to his appetite as plates that were once filled with food were left barren. Cider and Eggnog splashed everywhere as Kosoku took massive gulps from their serving containers.
Kosoku was now in his own little eating world.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2011 15:20:48 GMT -8
Mercury being blasted by water quickly turned to see what had attacked him, only to have his eyes greeted with such the strange sight as a large group of navis chanted some kind of incantation. Flare and Phenoix also turned to look at this strange grouping. They all had the same thought though, almost simultaneously as they rather ignored Kosoku scarfing down the food that was prepared.
Phenoix, Flare, Mercury: The hell?
However from behind the large group, a Navi of unknown origin came forth. Jumping clear over the group spouting the incantation he flew through the air. Spinning slowly about as his skates glowed and sparked energy. He landed on the edge of the food table, grinding along it and slaming headlong into Kosoku. Smashing through the navi, he flies off his grind through the air, less gracefully this time as Kosoku flies to the ground, the new navi following shortly after.
Rez: "Oops, Sorry"
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Post by Opera Staccato on Dec 28, 2011 13:31:32 GMT -8
Opera looks on in shock.
Opera: Okay, who turned off the automatic security system? Never mind the attack practice and sudden crash, it's so sensitive that it'd have been triggered by Kosuko's overeating. Turning it back on, so nobody can hurt anybody, including themselves. And in case you're wondering, nobody could hurt me regardless.
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Post by notegg on Dec 28, 2011 15:56:44 GMT -8
"Opera, I think Kosoku ate the Security system."
Finale then moved over to the now open buffet table and decided to start throwing buns & butter at Li, because it seemed to be the most nonsensical thing to do that would guarantee lulz. . . whatever that means.
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Post by Opera Staccato on Dec 29, 2011 12:00:32 GMT -8
Opera watches Finale with amusement.
Opera: Don't you need to literally be a Titan to do anything to Li whatsoever? I seem to remember Eon giving him that power. Also, the security system isn't so much an object as a server parameter, which means that unless he can eat laws of physics, that's probably not what happened. In all likelihood, I just forgot to inform everyone that it existed, and their lack of knowledge of it caused everyone else's posts to not account for its existence. Isn't everything a lot easier to explain without the fourth wall in the way?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2011 20:51:33 GMT -8
Phen (user): Non combat zones exist, but just because they prevent harm doesnt mean they actually prevent force or accidents from happening. Rez had no intent to hurt anyone, he was just having fun, grinding the table and someone happened to be in his way. Thus he crashed into them. Simple as that.
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Post by Ω on Dec 30, 2011 14:37:37 GMT -8
Kosoku landed flat on his back, food flying from his mouth. He was about to swallow before Rez knocked him down, causing chewed up turkey and sweet potatoes to go down the wrong pipe. His hands immediately went to his through as the delicious christmas dinner of doom sapped away at his life. He tried to force a cough, but it would only cause foam to fill his mouth. After a lost struggle against his delicious morsel, Kosoku's body went limp. His eyes rolled to the back of his head while foam spilled out from his mouth.
Then suddenly Kosoku sat straight up perfectly normal. Opera's reassurance of the security system brought new life to the misfortunate Navi.
"HAHA! I am well! Nothing can kill the immortal Kosoku!"
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