Post by Krimm on Jun 28, 2006 9:41:05 GMT -8
this is just cruel. they made a thread about making fun of banned members. Half of the staff supports it. The thred link is here:
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NOTICE! Highly offensive.
The Plague of sonicrulez
Dalent, Chibi Goku, Sasuke, and Lunar all walked into the room. There was a new comic up by Sasuke, and they all said they'd get it from the shop.
"This is some funny s***." Dalent says, flipping through. That's when a 1337 n00b walks it. It's so apparent that he's a n00b because it's tatooed on his forhead. He has thick rimmed glasses. e had fake green sayian-like hair.
"Oh God, it's a n00b." Sasuke said. He reached into his pocket, and gripped the MFWDC, the Mother F***ing Wshkihs Death Card. Dalent touch his swords, the KAN (Kill All N00BS) Sword and the CON (Cut Open N00BS) Blade. Chibi had the Nerf Bat slung over his shoulder, and Lunar had mystical powers of the undead. They all watched as this n00b, named Sonicrulez, picked up Sasuke's comic.
"Man, this sucks!" Sonicrulez said. That's when all hell broke lose.
"What the f**k did you say? It suscks?" Sasuke said. "Well, eat this! MOTHER F**KING WSHKIHS DEATH CARD!" Sasuke pulls out the card, and Sonicrulez goes flying into a wall.
"Man, you is a loserz." Sonicrulez said. "You all is."
"No he did not." Lunar said, as his fist began to glow purple.
"YOu just messed with Chibi now, punk." Chibi Goku said, patting the bat in his hand. Dalent walkied in front of them all, and pulled out the CON Blade, and slashed Sonicrulez across the chest.
"Who's the loser now?" he said in a monotone voice.
"You is. You're just rude and mean." Sonicrulez said, not taking a hint.
The back wall to the store then fell as Lunar lifted his hand. Revealed was an army of zombies. "Attack, zombies." Lunar said, pointing to Sonicrulez. But being zombies, they were slow. So Chibi Goku walked up to him and smashed his knees with the Nerf Bat. The Nerf Bat nerfed Sonicrulez's legs, and made him a 3 foot tall midget.
"Feel the power of the nerf." Chibi said, and hit his arm, making it disappear. He tried to hit his brain, but nothing could leave considering there was nothing there. Lunar had become impatient and had summoned Skeletal Warriors and Vampires to tear at Sonicrulez. No matter how many times the group attacked the n00b, he still came back. That's when Dalent snuck into Kiroku's secret weapon vault, stole the B.A.N. (Ban A N00B) Cannon, and returned.
"Back up Sasuke!" He said, and aimed the B.A.N Cannon at Sonicrulez, hitting him in the chest. THe smoke cleared, and the n00b had returned.
"Everyone, attack!" Chibi GOku said. "Super N00B killing Kamikaze!" Chibi GOku continued to beat Sonicrulez with the Nerf bat and Lunar had taken the Light of Hope and Lord of Darkness blades and began to cut open Sonicrulez. Dalent had his KAN Sword and CON Blade. The CON Blade was wedged in Sonicrulez's chest. Sasuke just kept on unleashing blast from the MFWDC. Eventually, after hours of abuse, the word BANNED appeared on Sonicrulez's head, right underneath the word n00b.
"Thank God." The group said, and continued to read Wily Side and The Wshkihs.
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dalent6 said:
I told you I'd do it CG. This is about 5 minutes of work.NOTICE! Highly offensive.
The Plague of sonicrulez
Dalent, Chibi Goku, Sasuke, and Lunar all walked into the room. There was a new comic up by Sasuke, and they all said they'd get it from the shop.
"This is some funny s***." Dalent says, flipping through. That's when a 1337 n00b walks it. It's so apparent that he's a n00b because it's tatooed on his forhead. He has thick rimmed glasses. e had fake green sayian-like hair.
"Oh God, it's a n00b." Sasuke said. He reached into his pocket, and gripped the MFWDC, the Mother F***ing Wshkihs Death Card. Dalent touch his swords, the KAN (Kill All N00BS) Sword and the CON (Cut Open N00BS) Blade. Chibi had the Nerf Bat slung over his shoulder, and Lunar had mystical powers of the undead. They all watched as this n00b, named Sonicrulez, picked up Sasuke's comic.
"Man, this sucks!" Sonicrulez said. That's when all hell broke lose.
"What the f**k did you say? It suscks?" Sasuke said. "Well, eat this! MOTHER F**KING WSHKIHS DEATH CARD!" Sasuke pulls out the card, and Sonicrulez goes flying into a wall.
"Man, you is a loserz." Sonicrulez said. "You all is."
"No he did not." Lunar said, as his fist began to glow purple.
"YOu just messed with Chibi now, punk." Chibi Goku said, patting the bat in his hand. Dalent walkied in front of them all, and pulled out the CON Blade, and slashed Sonicrulez across the chest.
"Who's the loser now?" he said in a monotone voice.
"You is. You're just rude and mean." Sonicrulez said, not taking a hint.
The back wall to the store then fell as Lunar lifted his hand. Revealed was an army of zombies. "Attack, zombies." Lunar said, pointing to Sonicrulez. But being zombies, they were slow. So Chibi Goku walked up to him and smashed his knees with the Nerf Bat. The Nerf Bat nerfed Sonicrulez's legs, and made him a 3 foot tall midget.
"Feel the power of the nerf." Chibi said, and hit his arm, making it disappear. He tried to hit his brain, but nothing could leave considering there was nothing there. Lunar had become impatient and had summoned Skeletal Warriors and Vampires to tear at Sonicrulez. No matter how many times the group attacked the n00b, he still came back. That's when Dalent snuck into Kiroku's secret weapon vault, stole the B.A.N. (Ban A N00B) Cannon, and returned.
"Back up Sasuke!" He said, and aimed the B.A.N Cannon at Sonicrulez, hitting him in the chest. THe smoke cleared, and the n00b had returned.
"Everyone, attack!" Chibi GOku said. "Super N00B killing Kamikaze!" Chibi GOku continued to beat Sonicrulez with the Nerf bat and Lunar had taken the Light of Hope and Lord of Darkness blades and began to cut open Sonicrulez. Dalent had his KAN Sword and CON Blade. The CON Blade was wedged in Sonicrulez's chest. Sasuke just kept on unleashing blast from the MFWDC. Eventually, after hours of abuse, the word BANNED appeared on Sonicrulez's head, right underneath the word n00b.
"Thank God." The group said, and continued to read Wily Side and The Wshkihs.
kodie45678 said:
LOL! Good one, Dalent. You should make a continuation.dalent6 said:
But sonicrulez was Banned in this one...who shall I do next?