. . . I have something. Something that could potentially tip the scales in favor of whoever can find it. Your situation is dire, your very lives are in danger, your very hopes are in vain, and what I have may be your only hope.
To trust me is a wild gambit, of course, but to not trust me is losing another opportunity - an opportunity your enemies may take instead. I have planted my access point within the place you call Creamland - to prove your intentions, you must retrieve it, and then take it to the heart of what remains of Element City. There, I will give you my boon.
Come fast, oh ye of great need, and come to save this world . . . or to destroy it.