"WHAT UP GUYS!! So I'm a day late but you would not be-LIEVE what I had to do to get this out to you guys. Alright. Everyone strapped in? No? Cool it's better that way!"
"BUT FIRST! WE HAVE A SPONSOR BOOOOIIIIS! Everyone let's give a huge, HUGE thank you to Esperanza.MAL for her sponsorship of the Navi Joe Newsletter! Let's talk about her program. Esperanza has granted the newsletter a very gracious, 'Mirror Armor ^Gamma'. This bad boy can give your foes a real thing to fear; someone trying to take your lunch money? BOOM! UNAVOIDABLE INSTA-KILL! NOW HOW IS THAT FOR (sir) PROFIT--yes, yes Charles what is it I'm in the middle of the newsletter. (Mirror Armor doesn't do as much anymore). What? No of course it does look it says right here '10xV Damage'... WHAT! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?! (Sir it's been like this for weeks now). WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? It was a gift! From a sponsor! Meaning-- (she was probably pitying you sir)."
Navi Joe fell silent for a moment, the newsletter pausing, and then resuming with an Audio Only image.
"(Hello. This is Charles, Assistant Director to the Navi Joe Newsletter. Navi Joe stepped out for a moment to cry, so allow me to serenade you with today's only segment)."
~+Shop Until You Drop from Seeing Your Bank Account or Until The Heat Exhaustion Catches Up with You+~
"(Business is booming in the shopping district this week. Sales and stock in a variety of Net Shops are on the rise exponentially, if you have been refraining from purchasing wares or stock, now would be the time. Top business this week appears to be 'B.o.B.'s Bazaar', where you can discover a vast collection of common to rare chips."
"(Navi Joe ran out with the rest of the script so I do not have a clue as to the current events. Tune in next week where Navi Joe will get over himself.)"