Post by Shast on Dec 31, 2017 23:15:36 GMT -8
A round, navi comes out onto a high class stage. His left arm a literal baseball glove, his right, a clenched and confident fist of famous authority. His body white with two green spheres for nipples(?) and a large black slit on the upper portion where his piercing jade eyes peer from within. His extremities red and buff. He stops next to a lengthy, gangling rope of fine material.
He bows and quickly throws both arms up. Welcome, to the new year! You find yourself applauding vigorously, despite your efforts to stop you keep applauding. After a minute of glorious praise Strikeman finally waves his glove and you cease your adoration.
I'm your host Strikeman and I'll be your guide on this baller journey into the unknown! The baseball shaped navi turns and whips a baseball at a large curtain behind him. As the ball flies it catches on fire from the sheer speed it travels with. It pierces the curtain effortlessly leaving behind a round hold that quickly spreads flames to the rest of the veil, turning it to cinders in moments.
You were supposed to pull the rope! Why?! That cost 25,00-BEHOLD! he shouts with pompous vigor. The fruit of my fans love and labor! He gestures to the display behind him. It's a large movie screen with tons of party poppers, balloons, and confetti on display. They begin scrolling up in starwars like fashion revealing words in large text and totally-not-ripped-off font and colors that read "SKILLS // ATTACKS".
Ok, Enjo- You applaud without remorse for interrupting this legendary superstar. Hey! I'm talking here! His voice his drowned out by your hearty cheers. It's now he realizes he has raised his gloved hand on accident. He lowers it, and you pipe down again. Ok, Enjoy the show! He steps to the side of the stage to better admire his own work.
SKILLS // ATTACKS
° You may now create aura/barrier attacks that avoid a single attack. This is a C-tier skill.
° "Can't be naturally avoided" has been raised to B-tier.
GYM // BOSS BATTLES
° The gym has a new team boss battle, The X-hunters.
° Team Boss battles will now cycle. Upon defeating one team new challengers appear. CMT -> X-Hunters -> CMT. In order for a navi to face a team again you must go through the others in the cycle.
° You may only defeat one boss team per member per month. (This has already been announced, but I feel like including it again.)
EXPERIENCE // VERSION
° Experienced acquired from stat battles has been changed. Take a peek.
° The Version up Chart has been changed. Some effects may not be where they used to be. Thread
TYPES // KARMA
Types have been overhauled completely. Go here: Thread
In that same thread, Karma has been changed slightly as well.
° Neutral: -1 charge or CD applies to all HA's. Instead of only to 1.
° Dark: Custom Darksoul tier-effect restriction has been raised to A.
° Light: Hyper Fusion -1 turn to each HM for each HM fused beyond 1. (eg: Need 2 to fuse, so -1 to each)
PROGRAMS // CHIPS
° Tadashi Expansion has been changed. Here is the new one:
Tadashi Expansion
Passive hidden program
+1 turn to all hyper modes, allows the user to initiate Hyper Fusion without incurring the -1 penalty for additionally activated Hypermodes. Also grants the effects of "Auto-Charge" and "Air Shoes Alpha". Only equippable/usable by a Navi with light karma range.
Takes up one normal program slot along with the Navi's hidden program slot.
° True evil returns, as ADC's resurface once more. Look... If you dare.
ELEMENTS
° Lotta element changes. Go look.
The screen dims to black and Strikeman takes center once more. That's it. Praise me and go home! Several people do just that but you've seen enough Marvel movies to know that leaving during the credits is stupid. Strikeman himself walks off stage as the credits roll. It lists off a plethora of jobs and responsibilities fitting a blockbuster picture but only one name "Strikeman" is on screen for every single task. Sometimes multiple times. The credits are also going very slowly...
Minutes pass, what feels like an eternity sprawls before you in endless expanse. You feel it in your soul. This is how you'll die. Waiting for the credits to end. How can it take so long?! You press on. It's worth it for that extra scene! A bottom of the barrel secret! A hint at something to come! An easter egg even! The lights turn on, janitors come in to clean up the popcorn and a few... unmentionables. You give up hope as the janitor navis make you lift up your feet to clean up your spilled popcorn. Utter despair.
...
...
...
...
You begin to rise, but the lights die, the screen flicks on. Giddy with delight you uncontrollably punch the janitor and sit back down. The screen displays a piercing orange flare battling a softbut frigid blue aura for dominance on screen. With your nat 20 perception roll you see the thin veil of a sun and moon from within them respectively. They fade to black, leaving the words [smear:FFFC96]You aren't dealing with the average Elements anymore...[/smear:0005c9] on screen.
Then you explode like everyone else did after seeing the Shwarma scene in the first avengers.
He bows and quickly throws both arms up. Welcome, to the new year! You find yourself applauding vigorously, despite your efforts to stop you keep applauding. After a minute of glorious praise Strikeman finally waves his glove and you cease your adoration.
I'm your host Strikeman and I'll be your guide on this baller journey into the unknown! The baseball shaped navi turns and whips a baseball at a large curtain behind him. As the ball flies it catches on fire from the sheer speed it travels with. It pierces the curtain effortlessly leaving behind a round hold that quickly spreads flames to the rest of the veil, turning it to cinders in moments.
You were supposed to pull the rope! Why?! That cost 25,00-BEHOLD! he shouts with pompous vigor. The fruit of my fans love and labor! He gestures to the display behind him. It's a large movie screen with tons of party poppers, balloons, and confetti on display. They begin scrolling up in starwars like fashion revealing words in large text and totally-not-ripped-off font and colors that read "SKILLS // ATTACKS".
Ok, Enjo- You applaud without remorse for interrupting this legendary superstar. Hey! I'm talking here! His voice his drowned out by your hearty cheers. It's now he realizes he has raised his gloved hand on accident. He lowers it, and you pipe down again. Ok, Enjoy the show! He steps to the side of the stage to better admire his own work.
SKILLS // ATTACKS
° You may now create aura/barrier attacks that avoid a single attack. This is a C-tier skill.
° "Can't be naturally avoided" has been raised to B-tier.
GYM // BOSS BATTLES
° The gym has a new team boss battle, The X-hunters.
° Team Boss battles will now cycle. Upon defeating one team new challengers appear. CMT -> X-Hunters -> CMT. In order for a navi to face a team again you must go through the others in the cycle.
° You may only defeat one boss team per member per month. (This has already been announced, but I feel like including it again.)
EXPERIENCE // VERSION
° Experienced acquired from stat battles has been changed. Take a peek.
° The Version up Chart has been changed. Some effects may not be where they used to be. Thread
TYPES // KARMA
Types have been overhauled completely. Go here: Thread
In that same thread, Karma has been changed slightly as well.
° Neutral: -1 charge or CD applies to all HA's. Instead of only to 1.
° Dark: Custom Darksoul tier-effect restriction has been raised to A.
° Light: Hyper Fusion -1 turn to each HM for each HM fused beyond 1. (eg: Need 2 to fuse, so -1 to each)
PROGRAMS // CHIPS
° Tadashi Expansion has been changed. Here is the new one:
Tadashi Expansion
Passive hidden program
+1 turn to all hyper modes, allows the user to initiate Hyper Fusion without incurring the -1 penalty for additionally activated Hypermodes. Also grants the effects of "Auto-Charge" and "Air Shoes Alpha". Only equippable/usable by a Navi with light karma range.
Takes up one normal program slot along with the Navi's hidden program slot.
° True evil returns, as ADC's resurface once more. Look... If you dare.
ELEMENTS
° Lotta element changes. Go look.
The screen dims to black and Strikeman takes center once more. That's it. Praise me and go home! Several people do just that but you've seen enough Marvel movies to know that leaving during the credits is stupid. Strikeman himself walks off stage as the credits roll. It lists off a plethora of jobs and responsibilities fitting a blockbuster picture but only one name "Strikeman" is on screen for every single task. Sometimes multiple times. The credits are also going very slowly...
Minutes pass, what feels like an eternity sprawls before you in endless expanse. You feel it in your soul. This is how you'll die. Waiting for the credits to end. How can it take so long?! You press on. It's worth it for that extra scene! A bottom of the barrel secret! A hint at something to come! An easter egg even! The lights turn on, janitors come in to clean up the popcorn and a few... unmentionables. You give up hope as the janitor navis make you lift up your feet to clean up your spilled popcorn. Utter despair.
...
...
...
...
You begin to rise, but the lights die, the screen flicks on. Giddy with delight you uncontrollably punch the janitor and sit back down. The screen displays a piercing orange flare battling a softbut frigid blue aura for dominance on screen. With your nat 20 perception roll you see the thin veil of a sun and moon from within them respectively. They fade to black, leaving the words [smear:FFFC96]You aren't dealing with the average Elements anymore...[/smear:0005c9] on screen.
Then you explode like everyone else did after seeing the Shwarma scene in the first avengers.