Christmas/Newyears party!!!

[Jake]

Nihil walked over to a navi he had seen before. The said navi seemed to be having trouble controlling himself. He materialized his bo staff and used it to poke the navi several times. He waited a few seconds to see if the navi would respond and poked him again. Satisfied the navi wasn't going to get much from the poking, Nihil gripped the bo staff with both hands and lifted it above his head. He swung the staff down at the navi named Sabishii.

[Trav]

The drunkard, just before Nihil layed waste to him with his staff, shot forward. Sabishii's cheeks were a glowing red with the blush caused by ale as he began spewing out nonsense, having successfully blocked the staff with his oddly red glowing blade.

"You feel for it! Wha ha ha!!! Ya blimey blundering buff'oon! Ya feel for it! It looked like I was sleeping but I was actually awake!"

The intoxicated swordsman at this point lurched forward, slapping at the navi with the but of his blade, the scent of hard whiskey permeating his breath. Unfortunately, he had yet to finish the repairs needed on his linguistic program, and the first song that was in the que came with ease.

"So, Gather round ye lads and lasses
and Set ya for awhile
And hearken to me mournful tale about the emerald isle
Lets raise our glasses high to friends and family gone
And lift our vices in another Irish drinking song!!!"

At this point Sabishii lost control of himself, sheathing his blade he rushed Nihil with all his might, his wayward strokes by some odd twist of fate somehow came somewhat close to connecting as he continued spewing the oh so fitting tune.

"Consumption took me mother and
Me father got the pox
Me brother drank the whiskey till he wound up in a box
Me other brother in his troubles met with his demise
Me sister has forever closed her smiling Irish eyes"

At the conclusion of the speech Sabishii vanished, teleporting away for a moment before landing literally within the glasses of punch, singing wildly and quite outrageously fore a few choruses, his Irish tones coming out far to smoothly. The beverage was tosses around everywhere as he sang oddly.

"Now everybody’s died
So until our tears have dried
We’ll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we’ll drink some more!
We’ll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light
Then we’ll throw up pass out wakeup and then go drinking once again!"

The navi that was at the influence of a horrible vicious program at that point fell backward, vanishing and reappearing where he had been not a minute earlier, passed out snoring off the boo's the program he'd had installed generated.[/color]

[ScourgeXLVII]

((That reminds me... where's our boxing day celebration?))

Pyro cringed as Sabishii sang, and was relived as he passed out. He sat down and helped himself to a chicken leg. next to him sat BlackRose, enjoying a bland piece of 'tofurky.' He slicked back his hair, and asked Vendix to dance
[glow=white,2,300]Vendix: Not on your life!![/glow] She wasn't that drunk.

Sandstorm however was. He was, in a drunken haze, doing the waltz with air. He hiccuped, before toppling over in a mound of sand.

[Zerri]

"Did I mention the cake contains 300 proof Whiskey in it?" he called out to everyone, hoping to attract the drunkards at least to the cake, as he took a slice and slowly munched on it. As he munched he slowly started feeling th effects and started singing, though unlike the other singing person in the room, he sounded more like a dieing cat. He walked upto Nihil and patted him hard on the back as he said " Come Siiing wif mhee!!!" he half yelled as he pressed nihil against him tight with his right arm and Kept singing horribly.

[Jake]

Nihil just stared at the drunken navi after he parried the staff. When the other one came near him, he frowned. So crazy, they were. Nihil shoved the navi off himself and thwacked him on the head with the bo staff. He then made the staff vanish and walked over to the navi with dragons with him.

Nihil.EXE: "... Interesting. They got names?"

Aero glared at the navi who shouted by whiskey and drew his main gauche. He had left his rapier in a safe place at the 'request' of the navi with the saws. The last thing Aero wanted was a room full of drunks when he had promised not to fight. There was just no fun in watching! He walked up to the cake and stabbed the main gauche in it.

Aero.EXE: "Keep your foul drinks out of the food. Some of us actually like to eat."

With that, he electrified the main gauge and kept it like that until the cake was fried.

Aero.EXE: "There. Much better. Anyone want to remove it?"

Vash watched the commotion and sighed. Always seemed to be one or two navis who just weren't content with relaxing. He strummed a minute before starting to play God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen. This would, hopefully, get certain navis in a less rowdy mood and a more festive mood.

[demoa]

Raizen nodded to Void and smiled.

"Hey there...hmm?"

He turned to see Nihil looking at him and nodded. Before he could respond however, both dragons dropped their heads and looked at Nihil and spoke.

"...Gyoro..."

"Ururun. And what is your name youngling?"

[Trav]

Unfortunately, disturb a drunk once, and they will be nothing but a nuisance for the rest of the night. The intoxicated navi at this point groggily stood up, bracing himself by shifting his weight to the back of his feet, and then hurriedly pressing it forward in an effort to generate some sort of balance. Wobbling about the wasted fellow came staggering about the party, being an all around trouble maker and causing nothing but trouble in his mentally faded stage. Eventually, he tripped over a certain electrified cake. Lets just say boos and electricity have never been a good combination.

"Aye! Wat have we 'ere! Wood ya luok at dat! an elec' peice a meta. Maybe if I tou'h it I'll look all purry and shin' too! Like m' favrite lazz!"

Unfortunately no one made a move to stop him, as the navi pulled out the live gauche. A bolt shot through his system, his hat flying off and his hair shooting upward. For a few moments several navi's said later they could see his skeleton flashing between the shocks. Sabishii at this point overloaded, teleporting everywhere and nowhere in the room simultaneously. Eventually the phantom images of the navi halted, but not before his smirking intoxicated body was found hovering above everyone, a giant case of the beverage in his hands.

"Kenny was killed in Killkenny
And Clare she died in Clares
Tip in Tiperrary died out in the dairy air
Shannon jumped into the river Shannon back in June
Ernie fell into the urn and tom is in the tomb"

Finishing this part of the song the drunken swordsman tossed the barrel high above the crowd, beginning to spin about it so fast that it hovered in mid air. Finally kicking it rougely so that it landed with its contents facing the crowd, it acted like a sprinkler, drenching everyone in sheets of the liquid before he teleported away, the barrel landing atop a random navi of the crowd.

"Cleanliness is godliness my uncle Pat would sing
He broke he neck a slipping on a bar o' Irish Spring
O’Grady he was eighty though his bride was just a pup
He died upon the honeymoon when she got his Irish up!"

Sabishii appeared by the fried cake at this point and snickered, grabbing up the substance and devouring it before another jolt from the gauche sent him into another frenzied intoxicated yet electrically stimulated flurry of activity.

[Xypher]

Merrill and Cypher Both enter the area. Healer is on Merrill's sholder and Counter is on Cyphers Sholder. Merrill Bows and Shakes Nero's and Arancione's hands. Healer Curtzies, and the pair enter. Cypher curtzies to Arancione and Nero, then walks on in as Counter bows. After finding Himself a seat, Merrill smiles, ready to enjoy himself. He grabbed a glass of rootbear, and then grabbed a non alcoholic glass of eggnog. After drinking Both, he rested back, his hands behind his head, watching the gold armored navi a bit, as well as the firey loud one, the navi in the Hot tub, the two navis on stage and Cypher. He also started to hum along as he watched.

Cypher on the other hand, just went headfirst into the food. She made a small plate of greens and vegies, then also grabbed non alcohloic eggnog, because Merrill said no getting drunk for anyone,including Healer and Counter. she then went over to a table, sate down somewhat near Merrill, and started eating.

[K-$uk]

((OOC: @diamond you are beyond funny))

Shiak grabs a cup of eggnog and walks up to Merrill and says "Hey whats up?" Shiak slightly blushes... Kysor remains in the hot tub loving the hot water around her...

[Warrior]

Warrior enterred, actually alone this time, and seemed a little nervous; It had en the first party he'd been to in quite a while! He searched the crowd, until finally finding atleast one person he recognized; Merrill. He went over to greet himself. . .

Warrior:" Uh, hey there! . . . some party, eh?"

He didn't know quite what to say, but that sounded about good enough for him, as an introduction. He continued searching aronud, incase he'd see anyone else he'd know . . .

[Xypher]

Merrill stopped watching to speak to both Warrior and Shiak.

[glow=33CC88,2,300]"Well, Hello Shiak, Hello Warrior. How are you both? I agree, it is some party. Merry Chrstmas to you both as well. Not much up here really, just enjoying life. it feels goodb to just relax and not worry about fighting for our lives, or training. Just relaxation..."[/glow] he said, pulling out the 2 chairs next to him. He then waited for responses.

Cypher decided to move on over and join in on the conversation. she sat accross Merrill, waiting for the others to speak before she spoke.

[Warrior]

(( So wait, Merrill Sits down, pulls 2 new chairs, then Cypher sits down. . . Let's see, that leaves. . . 1 chair? *Glares at Kasuki*. . . First come first serve, bro ;>> . . . Or wait, you were here first. . . . *Ignores Comment Completely*))

Warrior was about to take a step toward the seat across from Merrill, when sudenly Cypher had already beat him to it {Before he moved, or made it known he was going to sit there}. He looked at the last remaining chair {Around them}, and noticed it was closer to Shiak. . . So he 'casually' begins to 'yawn', and stretches his arms out. . . 'accidentally' knocking her eggnog out of her hand, and onto the other seat. . .

Warrior:" Oh. . .whoops. . . . Um, silly me! >>! And here I was gunna let you take the last seat! . . . Well, looks like we'll both be standing ;>>. . ."

. . . 'Casually', Warrior walked behind Cypher, and grabbed the back of her chair, prepared to. . . 'Accidentally' lift it, and tip her out of the seat, but was stopped by Josh's coughing-comment. . .

[/color]Josh: " >>. . . *Cough* Jerk *Cough**Cough*! Ah! Darn sinuses ;>>"

Warrior:" -_-. . . Ya' don't say. . ."

Josh: " *Snaps finger* Ah! I got it! Hey Warrior, since you [sarcasm]'accidentally'[/sarcasm] dropped over Shiak's eggnog, which. . . [sarcasm]'ACCIDENTALLY'[/sarcasm] spilled over the seat, why don't you be a nice gent and go get her a new glass of eggnog, and a new chair? Wouldn't you like that Shiak?"

Warrior bothers people when he knows they won't find out it was him, but when put on the spot in cases like this, it was beyond him to just be plain rude. . .

Warrior: "*Turns head and rolls eyes to Josh, then turns back with a cocky-smile* Why. . . ofcourse! Why. . . Why wouldn't I want to do something so. .. so GENEROUS and so. .. so KIND, and whatnot? Why, I should fix my mistake, shouldn't I? Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. [Sarcastic laugh: Pausing between each 'Ha', and each one in a mono-tone, bored voice]. I'll go get you some right now! Ha. Ha. Ha-- ;>> -- Be right back -_-"

Warrior walked away to get the eggnog, while grabbing a nearby, random chair, gritting his teeth the whole time at Jake

[Xypher]

(OOC: ok, that was my bad. I had meant 2 chairs next to him. and Cypher sat across from him. Sorry for any confusion! ><)

[Shinn the Failedge]

Void gave a nod to Nihil who had just came up, with Razor giving another wave to the Navi. The duo blinked as the cake was stabbed by Aero (I was going to eat some before I knew there was whiskey in it...[/color]) before turning to each other. Void merely gave a light shrug of his shoulders as Razor rubbed the back of his head. "There's never a dull moment..."[/color]

Razor just gave a small smile at Void's words. "It helps make life better, doesn't it?"[/color] Void stared at Razor for a few seconds, before nodding slowly. Turning to Nihil, Razor introduced himself once more, as well as the swordsman.

"Heya. Name's Razor, and Mr. Silence over there is Void."[/color]

Ardent on the other hand... heard the swordsman from his faction sing, and began singing as well... in a horrible, off keytone. What a weapon.

[K-$uk]

Shiak says: "Don't bother Josh, I don't mind". Shiak warps the eggnog off of the seat and into the pants of Warrior. *mumbles under breath: jerk*, Shiak warps another glass of eggnog out of thin air and sits by Merrill "Thank you... how are you tonight?"

Kysor as always is sitting in the hot tub in ectasy...