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SPAM
Jul 23, 2005 22:24:56 GMT -8
Post by Prof. Thomas Light III on Jul 23, 2005 22:24:56 GMT -8
SPAM, one of mans greatest culinary victories.
Let us take a deeper look into SPAM, originally designed for use by astronauts, however their gloves were too bulky to open the can. NASA, having poured billions into the project, decided to scrap it in favour of Global mass-production and merchendising of this Billion-dollar failure. that way the average low-income family could afford to put at least some type of food in the bellies of their half-starved Redneck offspring. If you don't believe a word of this, I'll understand. But next time you open a can, think of all the astronauts that had to do without so you could eat this marvelous mystery meat.
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SPAM
Jul 23, 2005 23:30:50 GMT -8
Post by Prof. Thomas Light III on Jul 23, 2005 23:30:50 GMT -8
On a lighter note, Three astronauts were finally fed SPAM today after years of Pickett lines and protests. The world breathed a sigh of relief, along with those three brave souls, who finally tasted, that wonderful mystery meat......... SPAM.
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SPAM
Jul 23, 2005 23:43:22 GMT -8
Post by Cobalt on Jul 23, 2005 23:43:22 GMT -8
[throws a can of spam at you]"theres ye spam"
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SPAM
Jul 23, 2005 23:54:22 GMT -8
Post by Prof. Thomas Light III on Jul 23, 2005 23:54:22 GMT -8
Hey, that's a blatent misuse of SPAM. How dare you.
somebody repremand him.
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SPAM
Jul 24, 2005 1:42:40 GMT -8
Post by Shadowzero4 on Jul 24, 2005 1:42:40 GMT -8
HEY! Give me some.
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SPAM
Jul 24, 2005 1:49:27 GMT -8
Post by Prof. Thomas Light III on Jul 24, 2005 1:49:27 GMT -8
Sure... Pass on the SPAM love. And the world rejoices as another soldier joins the cause of SPAM.
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SPAM
Aug 7, 2005 18:56:51 GMT -8
Post by That Guy on Aug 7, 2005 18:56:51 GMT -8
Did some one give out spam?
Please give me some!
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SPAM
Aug 7, 2005 18:59:42 GMT -8
Post by cloudxero on Aug 7, 2005 18:59:42 GMT -8
-_-
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SPAM
Aug 8, 2005 20:00:01 GMT -8
Post by That Guy on Aug 8, 2005 20:00:01 GMT -8
(vikings enter the room)
Now every one sing about SPAM!
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SPAM
Aug 9, 2005 14:59:34 GMT -8
Post by Prof. Thomas Light III on Aug 9, 2005 14:59:34 GMT -8
I never wanted to be a spam peddler, Me mum always said I should be a lumberjack.
**Cue musical number**
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SPAM
Aug 10, 2005 19:10:46 GMT -8
Post by netnavi on Aug 10, 2005 19:10:46 GMT -8
THE POWER OF SPAM!!!!
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SPAM
Aug 19, 2005 9:43:20 GMT -8
Post by Prof. Thomas Light III on Aug 19, 2005 9:43:20 GMT -8
Spam for all, but remember, with great spam comes great responsibility.
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Lovless
MMM Warrior
Don't you dare try to hurt my friend! -Tark
Posts: 279
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SPAM
Aug 19, 2005 9:59:44 GMT -8
Post by Lovless on Aug 19, 2005 9:59:44 GMT -8
ALL HAIL SPAM: *does ritual dance around 7 cans of SPAM*
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Lonewolf
MMM Warrior
"All Your Base Are Belong To Us!"
Posts: 402
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SPAM
Aug 19, 2005 12:39:33 GMT -8
Post by Lonewolf on Aug 19, 2005 12:39:33 GMT -8
Mine! *Swoops In With Cape Swipes SPAM And Flies Out*
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SPAM
Aug 21, 2005 15:51:38 GMT -8
Post by cloudxero on Aug 21, 2005 15:51:38 GMT -8
Theres a bunch of crates, that wasnt needed >_>
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