Corrupt a Wish

[Archer]

you didn't make a wish Mage

[magus]

I wish for PIE!

[That Guy]

*a PI sign falls on you*

I wish for the death of Axl@

[magus]

Axl dies but is revived and the death goes to you.

I wish for PIE and PI.

[Archer]

hands him a pipe, no two wishes

I want a boat

[magus]

Boat burns, then sinks, then crashes into Axl.

I wish for nothing whatsoever!

[Archer]

corrupted, you get a bomb

I want a mutated bug that will kill me

[magus]

you get a tiny mutated flea that drains your HP every second.

I wish to eat you all.

[That Guy]

*becomes a bomb and explodes*

I wish for 1337ness.

[magus]

joo get crushed by a giant 1337ness.

I wish for world peace.

[That Guy]

Granted, but it involves you dying first.

I wish for a corrupted wish that isn't corrupt, but really is corrupted inside.

[magus]

I grant that wish as a reverse wish. I did the total opposite of what you wished.

I wish for my two front teeth!

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth....

[That Guy]

Granted, but they fall out.

I wish for an English-dubbed EXE anime that isn't done crappily.

[magus]

you get a stick figure anime.

I am out of wishes. Later.

[That Guy]

*shoots you*

I wish for Santa Hats.