Corrupt a Wish

[RockGirl]

Granted, but you're in a mine field in Iraq.

I wish I could kill all sexual predators who dared approach me.

[Chaos]

Granted but they turn out to be Raven, Twin and Ninja who come back from the dead to get you!

I wish I was elsewhere!

[RockGirl]

Granted, but you're in a capsized luxury cruise liner about to explode in the Arctic Ocean with no food or drink.

I wish Raven, Twin, and Ninja didn't want to rape and kill me!

[Warrior]

Granted, But everybody else does!

I wish that I could draw a better dog with the keyboard.

[Halenite Redux]

Granted, but the dog comes alive and eats you and everyone else with a rape comment.

I wish no one else would make a rape comment.

[Team Active Star]

ya, seriously this is a megaman RPG site, no need for people to talk about things like that.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you get attacked by dead zombie navis that come to beat you up

I wish I could have infinate # of pie that dont kill me or summon stuff to kill me.

[RockGirl]

Granted, but you get food poisoning and heartburn for all eternity.

I wish I was accepted.

Halenite, Quickman, and everyone else: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

[Deleted]

ummm you can say im sorry now okay? well.....

Granted, but you were accepted into a monkey palace where evil, monkeys attacked you and you became their slaves.

I wish i lived in the monkey palace also but not as a slave.

[Deleted]

whoops i mean stop saying im sorry now not say im sorry . lol Mixed up!

[Halenite Redux]

Granted, but the monkeys throw you out.

I wish I talked normally.

to rockgirl: it's ok, it's just that's one topic that I do not joke around about and hate hearing other people joke about it. I know a couple of people who have been raped and have had a personal experience myself. No need to apologize again though :)

[Deleted]

Granted but in two minutes all you can say is PIE!!!!!!!!!

I wish I was Living in a monkey/pie paradice and they cannot throw me out or kill me or be their slaves.

[Halenite Redux]

granted, but you die two seconds after due to natural causes

I wish I could talk normally and not just say one word

[Deleted]

Granted but now you speak spanish, and if you dont know how, YOU SAY PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME for 100 times a minuet.

i wish i had all the megaman games in the world and they wouldnt poof away or be fake

[Deleted]

granted, but they blow up into a kazillion tiny itty bity pieces

i wish 4 universe domination