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Post by That Guy on Jan 21, 2005 23:19:31 GMT -8
Granted. *summons an overgrown cockroach* Have fun.
I wish for nothing.
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Post by KamikazeLord on Jan 22, 2005 9:10:31 GMT -8
Too bad. You get something.
*Kicks SMX*
I wish that this wish was self-corrupting.
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Post by That Guy on Jan 22, 2005 10:40:42 GMT -8
I don't understand your wish... so... HAH!
I wish for Photoshop 9 to come out.
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Post by magus on Jan 22, 2005 11:01:11 GMT -8
Granted!
*Photoshop 9 comes out but turns into a giant ball of limburger cheese that follows Star Mage untill he is in the ball of smelly cheese*
*Kamilord's wish is granted, but it isn't corrupted until the year 1,000,000,000,000,001.*
I wish for the largest amount of power that is known to mages and mankind!
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Post by Zero on Jan 22, 2005 11:11:18 GMT -8
Granted, but the power is too great for your body and you as'plode.
I wish red.
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Post by magus on Jan 22, 2005 11:13:41 GMT -8
Too bad. the wish turned you blue.
I wish for an asteroid belt on my waist!
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Post by Zero on Jan 22, 2005 11:17:08 GMT -8
Granted, but the gravity from the asteroids tears you apart in a gruesome explosion of blood and gore.
I wish that you couldn't corrupt this wish.
Paradox: If you corrupt it, you haven't granted my wish, and if you don't corrupt it, you aren't following the rules either. Foo.
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Post by magus on Jan 22, 2005 11:23:31 GMT -8
Granted, but your wish for a me unable to corrupt this wish was not heard, so i could neither grant that wish nor corrupt it because i have cotton in my ears.
I wish for an indestructable suit of armopr that can't be corrupted by someone who wants to corrupt it bu not corrupting it.
Eat that foo!
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Post by Zero on Jan 22, 2005 11:25:22 GMT -8
WRONG. By doing that, you corrupted my wish, which means you didn't grant it. You fall into a paradox with your new armor and die.
I don't have any more wishes. So there.
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Post by Archer on Jan 22, 2005 11:25:38 GMT -8
*walks up and stabs j00*
He was confusing me
I want a new game
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Post by magus on Jan 22, 2005 11:28:56 GMT -8
this is too fun. Paradoxes are cool.
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Post by That Guy on Jan 22, 2005 12:21:25 GMT -8
*deletes Paradox*
I wish for 1337.
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Post by KamikazeLord on Jan 22, 2005 12:45:39 GMT -8
Granted. But your form of 1337 is so great that you speak and type it for the rest of your life. So nobody knows it.
I wish that the person who corrupts this wish will hear this wish, see this wish, and they cannot ignore its splendor, adn they fall into a paradox.
XD
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Post by That Guy on Jan 22, 2005 13:04:11 GMT -8
Granted, but I omitted the last part.
*eats paradox*
I wish for 1337 HP on Master Dragon.
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Post by magus on Jan 22, 2005 14:49:00 GMT -8
Granted, but you ran out of hp while it was given to you.
I wish that I didn't have a second navi that works.
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