Post by Raven8 on Sept 23, 2018 17:15:34 GMT -8
This is Dennis Midorikawa with Inter-Network News.
The continuing attack by the WWW on Bayside City has reached a strange climax in the wake of a violent stand-off. Eye-witnesses report that the entire fleet has been destroyed by a lone being that apparently working for the WWW. The reasons for this move are as of yet unclear.
"This definitely is not a distraction", commented one on-looker searching through the rubble of the destruction caused by the WWW fleet.
The Creamland Royal Family has closed the search for their missing monarch as of today when two kind Navis returned him, unharmed, to his home. Crown Thunder, the digitized former king of Creamland, was reportedly returned in good health and good spirits after escaping for no apparent reason from Creamland a few months ago.
"Our sovereign was greatly missed, and we are overjoyed to have him returned to us. The Navis responsible for this gracious deed have been rewarded for their kindness, and are welcome guests of the royal family out of respect for their hard work", commented the leader of the Tempests, KnightMan, in an interview.
Stocks are on the rise for Loath Inc. after it was announced that they would be purchasing Press Recycling Co. in a buy-out by the end of the year.
"Nothing nefarious here, simply expanding the options of my small business family" commented Lex Loath, multi-billionaire.
The OEL has announced a new Navi model to be out by Spring of next year. Reports speculate that it will have a 1% increase in processing power, and will drain PET battery life at a rate that is 25% higher than the current models available while being incompatible with headphone software. The Navi model, apparently named NavI8, will retail at 100,000z, with optional rose-gold premium armor finish starting at 150,000z. Lines have already formed at most all major OEL-outlet stores.
A local Navi has apparently broken the record for greatest number of encounters with super-beings without being deleted. Nightshade, a Nebula System Dynamics designed Navi has apparently seen so many encounters with large-scale net-entities without being deleted that he's been inducted into the Net-Record book.
"We haven't really kept track of it before now, but he seems like a good place to start" commented a rating officer. According to officials at the foundation, his reward of an exclusive baseball cap will be shipped some time next month.
This has been Dennis Midorikawa with Inter-Network News
The continuing attack by the WWW on Bayside City has reached a strange climax in the wake of a violent stand-off. Eye-witnesses report that the entire fleet has been destroyed by a lone being that apparently working for the WWW. The reasons for this move are as of yet unclear.
"This definitely is not a distraction", commented one on-looker searching through the rubble of the destruction caused by the WWW fleet.
The Creamland Royal Family has closed the search for their missing monarch as of today when two kind Navis returned him, unharmed, to his home. Crown Thunder, the digitized former king of Creamland, was reportedly returned in good health and good spirits after escaping for no apparent reason from Creamland a few months ago.
"Our sovereign was greatly missed, and we are overjoyed to have him returned to us. The Navis responsible for this gracious deed have been rewarded for their kindness, and are welcome guests of the royal family out of respect for their hard work", commented the leader of the Tempests, KnightMan, in an interview.
Stocks are on the rise for Loath Inc. after it was announced that they would be purchasing Press Recycling Co. in a buy-out by the end of the year.
"Nothing nefarious here, simply expanding the options of my small business family" commented Lex Loath, multi-billionaire.
The OEL has announced a new Navi model to be out by Spring of next year. Reports speculate that it will have a 1% increase in processing power, and will drain PET battery life at a rate that is 25% higher than the current models available while being incompatible with headphone software. The Navi model, apparently named NavI8, will retail at 100,000z, with optional rose-gold premium armor finish starting at 150,000z. Lines have already formed at most all major OEL-outlet stores.
A local Navi has apparently broken the record for greatest number of encounters with super-beings without being deleted. Nightshade, a Nebula System Dynamics designed Navi has apparently seen so many encounters with large-scale net-entities without being deleted that he's been inducted into the Net-Record book.
"We haven't really kept track of it before now, but he seems like a good place to start" commented a rating officer. According to officials at the foundation, his reward of an exclusive baseball cap will be shipped some time next month.
This has been Dennis Midorikawa with Inter-Network News