Post by Phreezey Breeze on Feb 3, 2018 8:18:09 GMT -8
Just as it says on the tin, here are some questions to ask your character and situations to put them in! Be sure to label which one you're using!
Howitzer Woman
Q: What is your favorite flavor of NetCream?
A: "Never had anything other than vanilla or strawberry. Both were good."
Q: Have you ever had a lazy day, or a day where you did nothing the entire time?
A: "Nope."
Q: What's your favorite color?
A: "I dunno, what color are your innards? The answer is probably that."
Q: Have you ever been in love?
A: "...I'd prefer not to answer. That's a hard pill from long ago."
Q: What's your favorite sport?
A: "Is Undernet-Arena style gladiator fighting a sport?"
Q: In this situation you're single. Your crush just liked a photo you posted on social media, what's your first reaction?
A: "Surprised, because I don't use social media. The less of my face people see the better. Now saying that I somehow have both social media AND a crush... I'd say pretty... uhm... next question please."
Q: Your favorite celebrity just approached you. What's the first question you ask them?
A: "I don't have a favorite celebrity."
Q: You get to kiss one person of your choice, and they automatically like it. Who would it be?
A: "..."
Q: You just won the lottery! You're rich beyond your wildest dreams and you get to buy whatever you want. What's your first three purchases?
A: "Arms, more shells, and a network to myself. I wanna be as far away from others as possible."
Q: You get to take revenge on someone who broke your heart without any ramifications. How do you do it?
A: "I blow a hole in their stomach the size of their waistline, splitting them in half. I then pulverize their fading data into a paste and smear it across the roads. Let everyone know that he deserved it."
Q: Who is your ideal romantic partner? What are they like? If you already have one, what is your favorite thing about them?
A: "My ideal... You know what? Screw it. I'll bite. My ideal guy is one who can be soft, and caring. I don't wanna compete to be the pillar of the relationship. I want a man who can cry, who can come to me with problems. There. I said it. I want a softie. Speak of this and I end you."
Q: What's the best part about a hug?
A: "The fact that I could get one. It's a little hard to get hugs without arms. People look at you and are like 'Jeez look, she has no arms'. It sucks."
Q: What's your theme song?
A: "This."
A: "Nope."
Q: What's your favorite color?
A: "I dunno, what color are your innards? The answer is probably that."
Q: Have you ever been in love?
A: "...I'd prefer not to answer. That's a hard pill from long ago."
Q: What's your favorite sport?
A: "Is Undernet-Arena style gladiator fighting a sport?"
Q: In this situation you're single. Your crush just liked a photo you posted on social media, what's your first reaction?
A: "Surprised, because I don't use social media. The less of my face people see the better. Now saying that I somehow have both social media AND a crush... I'd say pretty... uhm... next question please."
Q: Your favorite celebrity just approached you. What's the first question you ask them?
A: "I don't have a favorite celebrity."
Q: You get to kiss one person of your choice, and they automatically like it. Who would it be?
A: "..."
Q: You just won the lottery! You're rich beyond your wildest dreams and you get to buy whatever you want. What's your first three purchases?
A: "Arms, more shells, and a network to myself. I wanna be as far away from others as possible."
Q: You get to take revenge on someone who broke your heart without any ramifications. How do you do it?
A: "I blow a hole in their stomach the size of their waistline, splitting them in half. I then pulverize their fading data into a paste and smear it across the roads. Let everyone know that he deserved it."
Q: Who is your ideal romantic partner? What are they like? If you already have one, what is your favorite thing about them?
A: "My ideal... You know what? Screw it. I'll bite. My ideal guy is one who can be soft, and caring. I don't wanna compete to be the pillar of the relationship. I want a man who can cry, who can come to me with problems. There. I said it. I want a softie. Speak of this and I end you."
Q: What's the best part about a hug?
A: "The fact that I could get one. It's a little hard to get hugs without arms. People look at you and are like 'Jeez look, she has no arms'. It sucks."
Q: What's your theme song?
A: "This."